Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman
“We must acquire a larger vessel.”
- Jaws“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”
- Planet of the Apes
“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”
- Toy Story“I shall return.”
- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of “Kung Fu.”
- The Matrix“I do wish I could cease committing acts of sodomy unto your delightful buttocks.”
- Brokeback Mountain“My dearest apologies Captain, I have configured this vessel to it’s maximum efficiency. Alas, if you wish me to attempt to defy the laws of physics, I shall increase my efforts.”
- various Star Trek movies and episodes“Does Marsellus Wallace match the appearance of a female canine? Then why is it, good sir, that you are attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?”
- Pulp Fiction“I do not believe that is an orbiting planetary body, but in fact a massive facility constructed exclusively for use in space.”
-Star Wars: A New Hope“Oh dear. I do believe that when we dined on this soylent green, the main ingredient was in fact human beings. In its defense, twas better than English food.”
- Soylent Green“I say to thee honestly milady, I am an indifferent.”
- Gone With the Wind“It’s an elaborate ruse!”
- Return of the Jedi“Miss Scarlett, I regret to inform you that I am uneducated in the field of obstetrics.”
- Gone With the Wind“Fare thee well, infant.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement DayDid you get them all? Have any to add?
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