March 2010
5 posts
Creators of 'Lost' say they won't tie up all those... →
fuckyeahlost:
Many of the questions posed during the run of “Lost” that have been keeping you up at night are never going to be answered on the show but will instead be tossed on the compost heap like an old turnip, because, the writers say, they have run out of time.
And if you’re expecting they will nonetheless come through with some kind of post-finale TV special, online chat, tweet —...
(405):
New Jersey isn’t a real state, it’s just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
February 2010
15 posts
I just heard "One Less Lonely Girl" for the first...
… for a pre-pubescent Canadian, Justin Bieber is awfully sure of himself.
well, duh.
(707): she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
“So I made a vow not to get caught up in the dating scene, or the whole routine...”
– Jason Robert Brown
seriously
(239): I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
““What’s Jagermeister?”
“You know how in a fairy tale...”
– Modern Family
life lesson, à la yesmin: getting rejected
yesminvv: dont think of it as shut down.
yesminvv: think of is a you had all these options, and you sinply eliminated one of them
yesminvv: like a multiple chpice tes.
(925): we hooked up on one of my student’s desks last night…i can’t decide if i’m ashamed or massively proud of myself
(707): dude you teach first grade wtf
Bizarre but Nonetheless...
brittyrosnycdreams:
Everything that has happened to me since my post about Agnostic Atheism has been bad, which leads me to believe that someone is sending me a sign. They are saying, hello, I’m here and I’m going to make your life a living hell because you fail to realize the truth. So here I stand believing more and more that there is something else out there affecting my life. If that is so I...
January 2010
19 posts
“(504): She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the...”
– how classy/cultured
I lose more faith in this generation every day. →
brittyrosnycdreams:
binnysboston:
brittyrosnycdreams:
(via binnysboston)
I think personally. I would only get a tattoo like that in order to guarantee my child acceptance to the University of their choice.
Something that would BENEFIT and ADVANCE THEIR LIFE.
Interesting, but I would have to disagree. Universities should have the right to choose their applicants as much as the applicants...
I lose more faith in this generation every day. →
brittyrosnycdreams:
(via binnysboston)
I think personally. I would only get a tattoo like that in order to guarantee my child acceptance to the University of their choice.
Something that would BENEFIT and ADVANCE THEIR LIFE.
Interesting, but I would have to disagree. Universities should have the right to choose their applicants as much as the applicants have the right to choose their...
I lose more faith in this generation every day. →
My mom wants me to take a EuroTrip...
yesmindoesmadrid:
binnysboston:
after I graduate. Which I was thoroughly planning to do anyway. But now that she mentioned it before I did, I won’t have to pay for it!! or at least for all of it. Because it was Her Idea. Great success.
GREAT SUCCESS!
…only if i can come with.
um anyone who wants to come is encouraged to. I don’t mind going by myself, but you’re more fun,...
My mom wants me to take a EuroTrip...
after I graduate. Which I was thoroughly planning to do anyway. But now that she mentioned it before I did, I won’t have to pay for it!! or at least for all of it. Because it was Her Idea. Great success.
Mr. Mayo was actually right...
when he tried to answer my question about why I was originally cut from Little Shop of Horrors in junior year of high school. He said “We were more wowed by other students.” First of all, this is awful grammar. I hate music teachers. Second of all, this is totally teacher-avoiding-parental-confrontation talk for “You’re just not good enough.” 3 years later, I’m...
State of the Union drinking game →
Well, no shit. The Freep must be running out of... →
she's just my best friend...
Ro: OH OS PS* it just so happens the weekend I'm coming up to Boston I don't have lab on that Friday so i can come like earlier
Stein: oooh?? sweet deal when is that?
Ro: dude. Marathon weekend.
Stein: oh ok awesome. oh oh oh!
Ro: ? we went over this
Stein: i know but guess what
Ro: ....
Stein: my a cappella concert is that weekend
Ro: SUCK A HERPES DICK.
Stein: ...
Ro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fine I'm never cominggggg
Stein: NOOO i meant that in a good way? like, you can see my concert? like the one thing I put effort into at school? or you don't have to come. i dont care
Ro: OH i thought you were leaving to go somewhere WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stein: noooo lol
Ro: youuuu YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU get me alllllll rilled up
Stein: lol it'll be saturday night, and there'll be a party after, if you're interested in going or we can not go and do something else
Ro: WOOOO DRUNK
“It’s been a long night in New York City…
I don’t remember you...”
– John Mayer, “Who Says”
Yesmin, why the hell do you need TWO Tumblrs??
just saying…
December 2009
15 posts
1 tag
Winter Break
is almost over for me.
in an hour, my family will be heading up to our elusive house in the treacherous mountains of upstate New York, where we will stay til Saturday. I’m writing this now, because I will not have sanity internet access until probably late Saturday night when my parents drop me in Boston, which I will steal from Sweeney, as I will be crashing there for the night. Because at...
“Friends, lovers, or nothing.
There can only be one.
Friends, lovers, or...”
– John Mayer
“Seriously. Jesus started the whole “wait three days” thing. He waited THREE days...”
– Barney Stinson - How I Met Your Mother [4.21] (via howimetyourmothersource)
http://indiauncut.com/iublog/article/choose-your-re... →
Dick Wolf > Bill O'Reilly →
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
thefrogman:
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story
“I shall...
Watchhowimetyourmothersource:
willlonghini:
Barney: The Inappropriate Snowman.
Surprisingly the video was made by CBS, and it’s promoting both of the Frosty animations and How I Met Your Mother.
Words can’t even describe…
Angry and Dangerous is Sexy
and Matthew Morrison does it very well. Be still my heart.
